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THE CAMPAIGN POSTER - everyone will want in 2012




SINCE WHEN DID PERSONAL FREEDOMS - become defined as the government telling us what foods we can eat, what vehicle to drive, what type of light bulbs to use, what kind of fuel to use, etc?




O- YOU DIDN'T SHOOT THAT... - someone else did!




" OBAMANOMICS BY OBAMABOTS " - "Mathematics consists in proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way." George Polya




LIBERAL VISION OF THE FUTURE - With No Nukes, No coal, no oil drilling, its very easy to figure out the liberal's vision for our future!




IMMUTABLE TRUTHS - Let's face it, Hawking is right- our government could not hide aliens from us, they can't even hide simple truths from us....




what it has become -




SIMPLE EQUATION -


TAGS: not so simple to democrats
Rating: 4.85/5

More politifakes by foxrecon19d

crankyhead - January 13, 2013, 6:02 pm
I'm not back tracking at all. I am, however, still patiently waiting.
foxrecon19d - January 13, 2013, 5:06 pm
If you recall, paladin-boy, you brought up the whole topic. Now change your pants. In your zeal to backtrack from what you did, you fell into your own pile of s#it!
crankyhead - January 13, 2013, 4:35 pm
This afternoon, all you seem to want to do, fox, is talk about Dungeons and Dragons, instead of trying to defend your a**ertion regarding Swiss gun laws. Curious, no?
crankyhead - January 13, 2013, 4:33 pm
Those words don't appear on the poster you're referencing. As for who has, and who doesn't have credibility on this website; Project much?
foxrecon19d - January 13, 2013, 4:30 pm
Put it on replay, lonely boy...Then play it over and over as you wait desperately for attention since your credibility on this site has been sh** to hell, Mister "They were all heavily armed!" Enjoy your obscurity, little squirt!
crankyhead - January 13, 2013, 4:20 pm
...(insert "Jeopardy final question" music here)...
crankyhead - January 13, 2013, 4:01 pm
... still waiting ...
crankyhead - January 13, 2013, 1:14 pm
No, I'm waiting for you to try and support your obvious lie, with some kind of citation, or other proof, you gun lobbying sycophant.
foxrecon19d - January 13, 2013, 7:43 am
You mean you are eagerly awaiting some kind of attention and recognition that you are alive! Too bad mommy and daddy never hugged you
crankyhead - January 12, 2013, 3:48 pm
...in your court, and I calmly await your next regurgitated talking point.
crankyhead - January 12, 2013, 3:47 pm
I'm talking about gun laws in Switzerland, and your false a**ertion that there is only one gun law in Switzerland. I know it's hard for you to retain information for more than 30 seconds, so I will continue to be patient with you. The ball is...
foxrecon19d - January 11, 2013, 6:46 pm
***snicker*** the people YOU put in charge are on track to put us 22 trillion in debt, and you are worried about bazookas.
foxrecon19d - January 11, 2013, 6:38 pm
NRA!!! Look! Your a$$ just automatically clinched your panties up in it. You need any more proof, there, cranks?
rebeccaolsen - January 11, 2013, 4:32 pm
the fact we have a gun called a street-sweeper chills my spine. Whats next? bazookas? *rolleyes*
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:38 pm
I was referring to the fact that there are numerous gun laws in Switzerland, not just one, you gun lobbying sycophant. I'm still interested to know what it is I said to make you think I'm a Obama worshipper. Only been waiting like 6 months too.
foxrecon19d - January 11, 2013, 3:34 pm
Said the Obama worshipping sycophant who believes absolutely EVERYTHING his god Obama tells him to believe...
crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:04 pm
Clearly, someone needs to stop believing every last gun lobbying talking point they read on Breitbart. Or as I like to call it: Notsobrightbart.
JGalt - January 11, 2013, 7:02 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s-6IAOBhlU4 eric holder calls for taxpayer dollars to brainwash people to be against guns
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 3:54 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! I think the American people have already taken it upon themselves to do that already!
PapaFox - January 10, 2013, 3:08 pm
Some things work in one society that won't work in another. Can you see the US doing the Autobahn thing and abolishing speed limits? The result would be mass carnage.
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:28 pm
I agree completely. Ironically, if gun trafficking needs to be stopped at the national level, it can start with Obama...fastandfurious....ahem. I like Switzerland's gun laws. There is only one: Everybody is required to have 'em.
PapaFox - January 10, 2013, 5:57 am
The criminal isn't the point. It's the ineffective, watered-down gun laws that allow guns to get into criminals hands in the first place. The gun trafficking needs to be stopped, not at the local level, but at the national level.
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:39 am
But whichever number you go with, 300 gun laws, 20,000 gun laws , or one million gun laws, an armed criminal isn't going to obey even one of them.
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:38 am
Good question. I was curious about that myself. The original count, including federal, state, and local ordinances, began in 1965. Although Brookings claims that there are only 300, not counting certain state and local ordinances.
PapaFox - January 9, 2013, 8:26 pm
Just curious, but what is the source of this claim that there's 20,000 gun control laws in America? From what I've seen so far, the number appears to be somebody's invention.


LIBERALISM - yes, really that simplified




DEMOCRATS DEFINED - Yes, it really is that simple!




SIMPLE MATH - Not rocket science!




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TAGS: government control over the simple
Rating: 3.25/5

More politifakes by Zeitguy

DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:28 am
different parties promise different things, but regardless of who you vote for, you're only ever going to get bull****.
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:28 am
you take the bag to a scientist, he tells you "yup, its a colostomy bag, but its contents appear to be bovine excrement"
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:26 am
you vote for the democrat candidate, and he wins. he gives you a bag, its a colostomy bag, and its full. you say, "what the f*** is this ****?". the democrat candidate replies "liberal values"
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:25 am
you vote for the republican candidate, and he wins. he gives you a bag, its a colostomy bag, and its full. you say, "what the f*** is this ****?". the republican candidate replies "republican values"
DebtToAmerica - January 27, 2015, 7:24 am
the republican candidate tells you he's going to give you a bag of "republican values", the democrat candidate tells you he's going to give you a bag of "liberal values".


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